welcome back. >> just for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i see -- i appreciate that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for doing -- every time you come on, we do a a bit, and i always make you sing, and we do stuff -- >> i love it, i love it. >> jimmy: i appreciate you doing that. oh, good, please. how are the kids? >> they are so good. this is actually the first like trip, we're taking, and they're at home right now so -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> so, it's glorious. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> like i get real sleep. but, yeah. >> jimmy: do you sing a lot with the kids? >> we do. well, we -- there's a lot of music now, and there's more dance parties than anything. and then it's kind of hard because i try and get my youngest daughter, like, to steer away from kelly clarkson music, but she -- it's like she doesn't know any other artist exists. >> jimmy: aw. [ audience aws ] >> so, we -- >> jimmy: that's the best. >> i, like, try and put on prince, and she's like, no, "heartbeat song." i'm like, "really?"[ ughter ] i like it, too, but really.day to really like this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a l

>> jimmy: no. >> okay. >> jimmy: no. you find out after the allergic reaction starts. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. what is the answer? >> um -- >> jimmy: come on. [ light laughter ] you're just saying the answer. it's no big deal. we don't even know what the question is. [ laughter ] >> rob kardashian. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] what are you talking about, rob kardashian? rob kardashian? what does that mean? >> so now, i don't want you to know the question -- >> jimmy: we -- >> so i have to drink it? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, or you can let us know what the question is about. [ laughter ]laus] what? rekaly? [ cheers ] oh, my -- now i know. rob kardashian. all right. rob -- >> this is delicious, first of all. i don't know if i'm going to answer anything. [ laughter ] this is amazing. >> jimmy: all right, i also -- >> okay, your turn. your turn. >> jimmy: have the devil's testicles. [ laughter ] sorry. satan's testicles. >> devil's -- is that -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and i don't -- i don't have the

>> jimmy: i loved it. >> okay, good. >> jimmy: i absolutely loved it. >> okay, jimmy, good. [ laughter ] so, she goes and she tries to go through the justice department >> jimmy: yep. >> you know, for -- >> jimmy: court system. >> 'cause she wants -- the court system. >> jimmy: criminal justice. >> and it's corrupt. >> jimmy: corrupt system. >> it's corrupt. >> jimmy: judge is corrupt. the cops are all paid off. >> yeah, everyone's paid off. >> jimmy: are we gonna -- are we gonna do this? what am i gonna do? 'cause you know who those people are. >> and what do moms do? >> jimmy: what do moms do? they don't forget. >> they take care of it themselves. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i mean, seriously. that's -- >> i can't believe you're not in it. >> jimmy: no, i know. tht.at - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's just the audio. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here, give me a good punch. >> yeah? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> can it be a back fist, so i'm not -- >> jimmy: yeah. go, yeah. [ punch noise ] [ cheers and applause ] >> he knows how to sell it. it's all about the

okay. >> jimmy: no. no, no, we can't. [ laughter ] >> and then the floss i did because my boy -- i did a floss one time. and he said "never, ever do the floss again." my boy is 10 years old. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and it's, like, the most horrifying thing. and i did it just to torture him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> is that wrong? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, that's what -- >> i'm sorry, tommy. >> jimmy: that's a great dad. >> that's the last time though, tommy, i promise you. >> jimmy: can we talk about being -- did you ever think that you -- we would start where we started? and you'd be in a -- a movie that made over a billion dollars? >> you're talking about "jumanji"? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. "jumanji." [ cheers and applause ] how great was -- jack black was amazing. dude, i'm -- i'm not kidding, i think oscar. i think academy award. that was actually freaking gold. >> i did not -- i was passed over. that -- that oscar came and went. >> jimmy: that was a tricky role. you were fantastic. >> thank you. dwa

thank you. >> jimmy: we love you. they love you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: darling! welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you've brought your own copy of the book? >> well yeah, because i wanted to read you a passage of where you appear. is that okay? >> jimmy: i'm in the book? >> yeah, you're in the book. >> jimmy: i'm honored. [ cheers and applause ] i'm in the -- i made the book. >> you're on an airplane. >> jimmy: i'm on an airplane. >> sitting next to me. well, the book was written, for, you know, people who read books. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> but also, i have pictures if you don't read. so that's a good thing. >> jimmy: oh, there's photos as well. >> yeah, some funny pictures, that you can just rip out and put on the wall, and do whatever you want. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> gracie is in it, my dog is in it. >> jimmy: aw, i love gracie. >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: very talented dog as well. >> do you mind if i read a a little bit. >> jimmy: please. i'd love -- yeah. >> i highlighted your part so you would know where you appear in yellow. i k

. >> jimmy: you did. >> and -- >> jimmy: what is "supernature?" >> well, is called that for two reasons. one, i'm going to sort of debunk the supernatural. i don't believe in the supernatural. so i think everything's plainable through scienc and everything that exists is by definition part of nature. also i want to say that nature is super enough. you know? i don't think we have to make up things like angels and unicorns.t we've e octopus. do you know what i mean? [ laughter ] eit legs. nine brains. three hearts. and a beak. make your mind up. what is going on? [ laughter ] the duck-billed platypus, okay? a monotreme. a really -- a -- millions of years old, this new mammal. it proces eggs and milk. and it hasn't worked out it i could ma own custard. [ laughter ] so everything -- everything's weird enough. we don't need to make stuff up. >> jimmy: when are we going to see this? when can we -- when are you going to start? >> well, i'm doing warmups in london. i'm going to do some more after christmas. and i'll probably put on it sale. start doing th

>> steve: hello. >> jimmy: hey, what's up, man? >> steve: who dis? >> jimmy: it's jimmy. you called me. >> steve: oh, man, i must have called the wrong number. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: who were you looking for? >> steve: camila cabello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: camila cabello? >> steve: camila cabello, yeah. >> jimmy: no, she's not here. >> steve: oh. do you know where she is? >> jimmy: do i know where -- >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: do i know where camila cabello is? >> steve: what city is she in? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do know where she is. >> steve: oh, where is she? >> jimmy: i do know where she is. >> steve: can you please tell me? >> jimmy: i do know where she is. >> steve: where is she? >> jimmy: she's in -- ♪ havana ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i gotta close it. i gotta close it. >> sorry, i didn't catch that. >> jimmy: all right. thank you, siri. i turned siri on. >> steve: sorry siri. siri. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, chips and guac as an appetizer for letting me fill up on four entire avocados before eating a a six-pound burrito. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i -- i

. >> jimmy: okay, great. >> reese: okay! >> jimmy: are we ready? three, two, one. ♪ >> reese: "don't speak"! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. "don't speak." >> "don't speak." >> jimmy: "don't speak!" >> that was too fast. >> jimmy: oh, no. zoe. oh, no. >> i can't. >> jimmy: oh, no. oh, no. you finally lost on our show. oh, no. >> and it's my fault. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] thank you to reese witherspoon, lenny kravitz, zoe kravitz. we're talking to lenny after the break. stick around, everybody. oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (guard) i've seen things i shouldn't have. unnatural things. these people they don't sleep... like ever. they reveal in extremes and defy limitations. these pursuits may seem unnecessary. but the scariest thing i can imagine is a world where this, doesn't exist. join t-mobile, and get netflix included for the whole family. so you can get lost in space in your own backyard. or get pumped up for your grand entrance. t-mobile lets you watch your favorite movie

. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, guys.oh, my god! >> jimmy: no, no. take the next one. take the next one. >> i'm going. >> jimmy: no, no, no! [ yelling ] we're not doing that, no. we'll take the next one down. the next one. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ baby you can drive my car yes i'm gonna be a star ♪ ♪ baby you can drive my car and baby i love you ♪ ♪ beep beep beep beep yeah beep beep beep beep yeah ♪ ♪ beep beep beep beep yeah ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ beep beep beep beep yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to paul mccartney! his new album "egypt station" is out now. stick around. we'll be right back with paul mccartney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [vo] hey, now you can fly southwest for just 69 dollars one-way. sixty-ne. if you think this sale fare is low, you should see what we charge you for two checked bags... or overhead bags... or carryon bags. which means these 69-dollar one-way sale fares stay 69 dollars. and while we don't charge hidden fees, this sale won't last forever. so book your fall travel now at southwest.com. low fares. no hidden f

>> hey, jimmy, i'm really excited -- >> jimmy: oh, hey. oh, hey. >> about the show tonight. >> jimmy: no, i'm -- oh, yeah. hey. wow. >> what are you doing? >> jimmy: i was just -- somebody gave that to me. what -- i'm just -- can't wait see the show. >> thanks. >> jimmy: see you on the show. i'm -- i'm gonna see the show. i'm just jealous of his mustache! he's rocking it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- taraji p. henson, bts, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 931. bts! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a crowd! is a great crowd right there. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. th is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is faastic. guys, taraji p. henson is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got the biggest boy band on the planet. bts is on the show.[ eers and applause ] ♪ sin

>> jimmy: they love you. i love youe >> i lu. >> jimmy: welcome to the show. and what a great new york cityu, welcome for y friend. thank you for being here. last time i sayou, i don't know if you remember this. we -- i went to london. yeah. >> jimmy: which was cool. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was actually getting to know you. i went to london. we went to dinner together. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we were out at dinner. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and i'll never forget this. this girl came over to us at dinner. she goes, "paul mccartney, i the biggest fan of yours. i love you so much." she was like, "uh, my favorite songs 'hey jude.'" >> yeah. >> jimmy: and -- do you remember what you did? >> no. [ laughter ] we were drunk. >> jimmy: yeah, we were drunk a a littleugit. [ light er ] yeah -- no, you had -- no. i -- wasn't, at all. yeah. >> no. >> jimmy: of course not. [ laughter ] yeah. [ applause ] she said -- she said -- yeah, she was like, "oh, my favorite's 'hey jude'." and you looked at her, and you go -- ♪ hey, jude ♪ don't make it -- yeah, i -- i can't afford to sing

. >> jimmy: no, no. i appreciate - >> but i decided not to. >> jimmy: hey, i want to wish you a happy belated birthday. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: happy marthday to my >> thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: did you have a good one? >> i did. it was a big birthday. had a bunch of friends in los angeles, and then -- brad pitt crashed my birthday. [ light laughter >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> i swear to you, brad pitt owed up at my birthday. i did not invite him. as the big take-away fro the birthday. >> jimmy: he's the best. >> he's the best. there are not many people who my party -- becaus had a -- we had a bunch of people who were on television and film, and -- but everyone walked in and was like, "you're not going to believe who's here." [ light laughter ] brad pitt's here. and he came up t-me and said a mutual friend brought him, and he walked up to me and said, "happy birthday, nick kroll." ulke knowing how weird it be to hear from brad pitt, like happy birthday and your na

so fantastic. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: yokn just got t how great you are. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's mandy moore and milo ventimiglia in the new season of "this is us." take a look at this. >> did you see the game? insane. >> thank you. >> do you want anything? >> no. i'm okay. >> oh. >> yeah. >> thanks. >> what? >> you got something on -- >> what? >> just a piece of candy. >> can you get it? >> can i -- yeah. >> yeah. ♪ thank you. >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] oh, we're all freaking out. mandy and i are doing the "singi whisper challenge" when we come back. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hero: hey...yeah, that's what i was thinking. sofia: she kept going on and on and on. anyway i can't believe what she sai- (gets cut-off) ♪ toy by young fathers ♪ ♪ i'm chasing shadows in the gallows collecting what was stolen from me ♪ ♪ kellogg's chocolate mmm chocolatey mmm mmm mmmmmm yeah, chocolate! chocolatey. crunch into chocolatey gr-r-reatness. they're gr-r-reat! when i walked through a snowthat's when i knewtte, i had to

>> jimmy: yeah, lodestar. >> steve: not arne star. lode >> jimmy: lodestar. no one's ever used that. >> steve: odd word. >> jimmy: can we check it out? has anyone used it? it really was the lodestar. >> it will be our lodestar. >> as our lodestar. >> lodestar. >> jimmy: okay. it was mike pence. all right, that's fine. [ laughter ] let's just mov [ cheers and applause ] wow. lodestar. >> steve: lodestar. >> jimmy: today at brett kavanaugh's supreme court confirmation hearing, democrats released some of his co.idential e-mails from 20 republicans were furious that his e-mails were being read. then hillary was like, "sucks, doesn't it?" [ laughter ] [ applause ]th i hear ford is recalling 2 million f-150 trucks, because of fire concerns. then owners were like, "driving my f-150 while it'on fire? what's more bad ass than that? [ laughter ] let's do it. come on! mud bogging. let's do it." [ plause ] hey, guys, i saw that starbucks recently opened its first store. in ita and this is weird, over there sm the sizes arl, medium and large. [ laughter ] >> steve: really

. >> jimmy: oh, yes, i've heard of it, yes. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: welcome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you on vacation? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, very good. all right. we're going to try to make this a notable vacation, and we're going to throw something off the roof for you to catch are you are you ready? >> ready. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. guillermo? >> guillermo: we have an ice cream sundae with a gift card from -- i don't know how to say the name -- chick-car-deli. >> jimmy: ghirardelli. it's right next door to us. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: we've got an ice cream card in ice cream. >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right, you've already eaten some of it, i see. all right. all right. all right, here we go, one more time. >> guillermo: ready? >> jimmy: ready on the ground? >> sal: you're not lactose intolerant, are you? >> jimmy: it will be great. okay, all right. hopefully you're not an alcoholic either. count it down, guillermo. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: i think that was impossible to catch. >> sal: she didn't get any, she somehow didn't get any. >> j

>> jimmy: yeah. i mean, i was just even making the choice to camp was a big deal. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was never brought up in my house hold. it was never -- at one point i think i camped in my backyard. i got a tent at a garage sale. and i put a tent up in my back yard and i go, "i'm camping out, mom." and she goes, "okay." she's almost like in tears that i was doing that. [ light laughter ] in brooklyn, we just stay inside. we don't like the outdoors. and i go, "i'm doing it." and then i was there. i was very brave. and then in the middle of the night she came out. she goes, "come back inside." that was it. >> half the night? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she was -- i feel like there's a raccoon or something. >> i've got a feeling you finally did it though in an airstream. did you stay a full night till sunrise? >> jimmy: full night. full night. >> mom didn't come over at all? >> jimmy: mom didn't come over. no, not at all. [ laughter ] i had -- i had the greatest time ever on the airstrea

> jimmy: wow. do you play any sports now, like for fun? >> yeah, i play a little sports. you know, i'm kind of a hobby guy. i like anything with wheels on them. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> yeah. shoes, sometimes, i'll be walking with my girlfriend and we'll just -- and i'll just start rolling. shail s she'll say what is that. i put wheels on the bottom of my shows. >> jimmy: she likes those or no? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you told me you like a motorcycle or go-karts or what? >> i ride unicycles, all cycles, one-wheeled bikes, you know, and i used to ride -- the reason why i started riding unicycles is because i used to sell reefer and when i was -- i was selling nickel bags when the police ride up, they wouldn't think to mess with me because i'm like this. and they were like, hey. how'd you learn to ride that? i'm like, oh, man, i practiced when i was a kid. i got two bags in my hand. like this. . >> jimmy: how did you ever -- how does one even just get on a unicycle? where do you even see a unicycl

>> jimmy: wow. this was written by a senior staffer who currently works for the president of the united states. i am part of the resistance inside the trump administration. i work for the president but colleagues and i have vowed to thwart parts of his agenda and his worst inclinations. the dilemma which he does not fully grasp isful the senior officials in his own administration are working diligently from within to frustrate parts of his agenda and his worst inclinations. i would know, i am one of them. [ cheers and applause ] remember in the horror movies in the '80s, the call is coming from inside the white house! [ laughter ] we believe our first duty is to this country and the president continues to act in a manner that is detrimental to the health of our republic. that is why many trump appointees have vowed to do what we can to preserve our democratic institutions while thwarting mr. trump's more misdivided impulses until he is out of office. the root of the problem is the president's amoral

>> should i do jimmy? >> try jimmy. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've done me? >> okay, ready -- no. i've never done you. >> jimmy: i'm going to stop talking. so you can -- >> okay, ready? >> jimmy: yup, yup. >> best movie ever. best -- best lasagna ever. [ laughter ] best. unbelievable. come on. [ laughter ] ♪ it's the effort. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> that's really good. >> it's an 'e' for effort. >> jimmy: not bad. i like that. that was fantastic. all right. i'll do -- i'll do fred. >> oh, please. >> jimmy: um -- here we go. uh-huh. hmm. oh -- [ laughter ] oh, hi, jimmy. [ laughter ] oh, hi, jimmy. have you heard this song? do you know the black seeds? you ever heard the black seeds? you know like, carl strum is on the bass, and -- >> oh my god. >> jimmy: no, it's really, really good. it's really good. all right -- all right. bye, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i'm getting tingles. i'm getting tingles. >> i feel like that's a fred that still lives with his mother. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was an odd version of fred, but i don't d

>> jimmy: sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy! oh!er [ laug ♪ >> jimmy: it's me. >> i didn't see you buddy. >> jimmy: you didn't know it was me. >> hey buddy. >> jimmy: wow. oh you guys are killing -- as>> i didn't know where i >> jimmy: you didn't know where you were? oh my -- i'm so happy you're here. >> hi higgins! >> jimmy: so good to see you gu. >> it's great to see you. >> jimmy: and i'm like, what are we going to do when you we on? what are we goin"to talk abou >> what should we do? >> jimmy: we could just -- >> should we talk about -- sports? >> jimmy: no, i don't want to talk about srts. >> yeah. why don't we talk about sports? >> jimmy: no you said -- you said, you go, well why don't we do like the impression game? and i was like, yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> no. [ cheers and applause ] >> you don't want to hear that. >> come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> so -- for as long as i've known these guys, we do this thing where we'll just say aom a raerson, and the other person has to do an impression as best as you can do it. >> yeah.

please enjoy. ♪ >> jimmy: hey, yara? >> oh, hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: where you going?>> 'm on my way to voting avenue. >> jimmy: voting avenue, what's that? >> is a place you get to go when you turn 18. it means you get to vote. >> jimmy: how do you get there? >> i'll show you the way. >> together: "who are you?" >> well, i'm a ballot, of course. foll me. ♪ so you say you're 18 well i'll tell you whathat means it's an opportunity for ♪ ♪ something newdo you've got t your civic duty so go on ♪nd ♪hake your booty down the street to voting avenue ♪ >> jimmy: voting avenue, that sounds far out. >> it is far out.bu t it's also closer than you think. >> jimmy: i want to know more. who can go there? >> take it away, ballot. ♪ it don't matter who you are if you walk or drive a car ♪ ♪ it don't make a difference if you're red or blue shahidi wants a ballot come with me ♪ ♪ and sing a ballad a and we'll taketroll down voting avenue ♪ [ cheers and applause ] so what do you think, jimmy? >> jimmy: i think i'm going to like voting avenue. can we go? >> sure,

. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was lunchtime. and the guy says, well, who likes sushi? well, you know. and he just got his knife out. >> jimmy: chopped it up and ate it. >> i'm like, the fish -- hits the nerves and i'm like, hm. [ laughter ] i don't think i'm going to be able to eat that. and i couldn't. >> jimmy: you didn't eat it? >> no, i couldn't. by the way, that food for family thing -- >> jimmy: what? >> i raise pigs -- >> jimmy: are you still raising pigs? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you ever eat them raw? >> yeah. sell about -- we fed over 100,000 people in the last nine years. >> jimmy: people? that's good. >> well, i was going to -- i didn't want to be like the president, make a lie here and say families, because i don't know. >> jimmy: you do k a lot of stu like that. >> yeah, it was fun. >> jimmy: happy birthday to you. >> thank you, 70. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: how do you feel about it? >> i didn't like it, i don't like -- my wife threw a surprise birthday party. go to church, cross bapt

you got jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> kevin: you got jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: that's right. >> kevin: you got james corden. he's basicalim a jimmy. >>: that's true. [ light laughter ] all right. >> kevin: if i change my name to jimmy hart, my question is, can i have a talk show? >> jimmy: tonight, you can have half of one. are you ready to do this? >> kevin: i am ready to do it, skippy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. let's go. g a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers a applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheering and applause ] j my: pump it up. pump it up there. i'm sorry about that. >> kevin: had to get my chai right. >> jimmy: yeah, much, much better now, yeah. >> kevin: you should have had it set before. jimmy, stop. don't do that. stop it. stop it. ] [ laught stop it, man. >> jimmy: come on, dude. [ laughter ] >> kevin: i gotta get it right. i gotta geimit right. >>: no, no, this is good right here. this is perfect. >> kevin: here we go, man. i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> kevin: stop it. wnop it. now i got to go stop, man. stop. we gotta be t

oh, wow. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: goodness. hope we didn't interrupt anything. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: glenn, no offense, but i never guessed that the emmy winner i'd be most interested in talking to after the show would be you. i mean, it's really remarkable. you stole the show last night. and congratulations. condolences on your mom, but also congratulations to both of you. when did you decide you were going to do this, glenn? >> you know, it's been a rough couple of weeks, and i think maybe i got a little more perspective on life and it just became clear about a week or two ago that i wanted to do something at some point coming. i didn't think it would happen this quickly. but an opportunity arose. >> jimmy: jan, did you have any idea that glenn was up to anything? >> as evidenced by my reaction, i think the answer is no idea at all. >> jimmy: yeah, either that or you're going to win the emmy for best guest performance. i don't know which. so this is a question i was wondering. as i was sitting there, what was the plan if yo

hat. >> jimmy: no. >> hey, it's -- >> jimmy: this is great. i think number five is perfect for you. >> i prefer the dart board. [ laughter ] no, honestly. no, seriously, i appreciate that. i'm not joking. >> jimmy: okay, good. okay. >> that's amazing. thank you. i seriously appreciate it. >> jimmy: but here, you, now, with "private life." >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: and in this -- >> i moved up. i've moved forward. >> jimmy: you -- it's fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: as one should. and in the -- in the film, you own a pickle company. >> that's right. i do. >> jimmy: and -- oh, have you ever made your own pickles in real life? >> i have not, but i understand you have.likehe -- >> do you still do it? .> jimmy: pickle cult. [ laught for you. >> jimmy: some dark stuff. >> you know, they're supposed to be good for your -- for your stomach. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know if i made those ones. [ laughter ] 'cause you -- you can -- those are the fermenting pickles. >> right. >> jimmy: yeah, i did -- >> oh, i see. >> jimmy: i did, like, a a quick -- >> so

>> right, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. our first guest tonight has four oscar nominations, two golden globes and countless great acting performances under many fashionable belts. in the spring, she joins the marvel universe in "captain marvel" but first, you can see her alongside an all-star cast in "life itself. >> i was caught a little off guard. you don't talk about abbey a lot. >> you don't ask about her a lot. >> well, i ask about her constantly. >> tomato, potato. >> tomato, tomato. >> let's just call the whole thing off. >> well, the sessions are mandated, so -- >> no, i -- the -- the song. >> i'm not following. >> jimmy: "life itself" opens in theaters friday. please welcome annette bening. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: and i enjoyed your movie as well. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what awards show did you and warren beatty get engaged? was that -- >> it wasn't on an awards show. >> jimmy: that's weird, isn't it. how did you get engaged? do you mind me asking? >> i don't mind.just privat

>> jimmy: nope. keegan-michael will hold it. >> let me bring the friendlier size version. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. lunch. all right. >> now. >> jimmy: that is -- are they going to get progressively smaller? >> here you go. you grab here. grab the tail there. thumb down because it can bite you. >> jimmy: oh, great. thanks. >> now you're a gator wrangler. >> jimmy: don't say he can bite you before. >> you got it, jimmy. you trick -- i didn't realize you were going to say yes to the bigger one. but i can let you hold this one. >> i could have gone for the joke but that's how much i like animals. >> jimmy: you want to hold this one? spend a little time with that guy. >> hand up at the front, make him feel comfortable. he will bite you if you let him. >> jimmy: if that bites, does it hurt? >> yeah, that guy will hurt you. >> those are like straight-up needles in his mouth. >> it will hurt enough that it will bruise a bit, maybe a little bit of blood, but the other guy, he's big enough to take a chunk o

. >> jimmy: it's unckey jimmy, how are you? yeah >> hi jimmy. >> jimmy: how exciting is this? are you ready for th >> yeah. i have a 3 1/2-year-old. >> jimmy: isai, right? yes. he's absolutely amazing. so, you know, we're excited to adto the family. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> thank you. >> jmy: is isaiah excited? does he know what's happening? does he know what's coming? what to expect? i mean, i don't think f real he does. >> jimmy: he doesn't care. he doesn't g it. does he think it's a toy coming. >> but i mean he'll be really sweet, and he'll like talk to my belly, and kiss my he is the sweetest little boy. but i mean no kid tn really knt their life is going to change. >> jimmy: oh yeah. toey don't really understand. they're not goine the important one anymore? >> well, i mean no. well, he'll just have to share mommy. >> jimmy: does he have any name, or a name for the baby? >> well, we did ask d he did say, isaiah michael fisher,r which is of his name, which of course would be confusing.[ ght laughter ] we tried to explain that. but he wants to name everything his name, cause

. >> jimmy: garlic. i would go with garlic. >> like the beginning of a pasta. >> jimmy: so he walks in the house and he doesn't go what's cooking? he's just like oh, i see steam. [ laughter ] >> he has no idea. >> jimmy: that's sad. >> but the good thing and he thinks i am an incredible chef. >> jimmy: oh, that's good. >> because he can't taste anything. >> jimmy: wait. he can't -- oh, they go hand in hand i guess. wow. >> it's a pretty crazy thing. but i guess if you're going to lose a sense -- >> jimmy: that's the one to go. for sure. because most -- yeah. a lot of smell is a mixed bag. >> exactly. like new york in the summertime. you don't want your sense of smell. >> jimmy: exactly. >> he walks right by the trash can. >> jimmy: maybe the kids it's nice with diapers. >> he's still weirdly squeamish about picking up dog [ bleep ], which is confusing to me. you have to pick it up. you are born like a superhero designed to pick up [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] you are impervious to the problems associated with

>> jimmy: again. 'cause i had so much fun last night. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i'm going to do it every night of the week. >> steve: oh, my gosh. he's so fun. you know how much fun he is? >> jimmy: who? you talking about g.s? >> steve: yeah, g.s. [ laughter ] gar-man. >> jimmy: garrett? >> steve: garster. yeah, he's fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah, i just love garrett satfield. >> steve: really? how much do you love him? >> jimmy: well, i mean, i love my wife and my kids. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: but above all, gary statfield. [ laughter ] he says, "my grandpa liked to sit in his chair with a blanket and no pants. when he got up, he'd yell 'red light.' and we'd have to close our eyes. when he was far enoughn ll, he'g ht now." >> steve: take the blanket with you. >> jimmy: "i'm about to go yellow." >> steve: okay. is that right? brown light! >> jimmy: brown light, that's -- [ laughter ] this one's from @danimichelle. she says, "when i was learning to parallel park, my dad used my sister and brother

>> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. glare mow, on the count of of three say your favorite thing about brooklyn. >> guillermo: pizza. >> jimmy: friendship. >> guillermo: oh, friendship. [music begins to play: "like ♪sugait's like sh♪-an] it's like sugar ♪ so sweet ♪ ♪ good enough ♪ ♪ to e♪t ♪ yeah! ♪ ♪ like sugar, like sugar ♪ it's like sugar ♪ suga♪, so sweet ♪ ♪ good enough ♪ to e♪t ♪ yeah! ♪ man: are unpredictable crohn's symptoms following you everywhere? it's time to take back control with stelara®. for adults with moderately to severely active crohn's disease, stelara® works differently. studies showed relief and remission with dosing every 8 weeks. woman: stelara® may lower the ability of your immune system to fight infections and may increase your risk of infections and cancer. some serious infections require hospitalization. before treatment, get tested for tuberculosis. before or during treatment, always tell your doctor if you think you have an infection or have flu-l

>> well, jimmy it's -- >> jimmy: two? >> no. >> jimmy: three? >> no. >> jimmy: four? >> no. >> jimmy: five? >> no. >> jimmy: six? >> yes. six kids! >> jimmy: oh, six, okay. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a lot of kids. >> it's a huge mistake, yeah. >> jimmy: like the reeves bunch. >> especially because my wife hates me, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, the wife -- >> two of them. two of the kids just ran away, actually. >> jimmy: yeah, you wanna keep at least one or two. >> i'll try to keep one of the kids. maybe we'll talk about something else, how about that? >> jimmy: sure, we can talk about whatever you wanna talk about. >> wanna talk about what song we liked in college? remember what song? >> jimmy: i kinda remember. was it queen? >> queen, yeah. i think it was "don't stop me now." >> jimmy: "don't stop me now." >> yeah, that's right. ♪ i'm a shooting star leaping through the sky ♪ ♪ like a tiger defying the laws of gravity ♪ [ light laughter ] >> yeah, that's it. >> jimmy: so much fun. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: that was so much fun. >> that was so great. >>

jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy -- >> jimmy: whoa, hey. [ cheers and applause ] lil re >> i got this. let me try. >> jimmy: uh, lil -- >> you ready? jimmy: yeah. go for it. thank you for playing. go -- go ahead. >> okay. uh -- chad g.? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. it's not -- no. again, it's not chad. you're going to have to take anher guess here. >> ah, all right. trip. >> jimmy: uh -- no. [ light laughter ] >> how about tad? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> i mean, he got a leather jacket on. maybe flip. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: flip? no. >> well, how about vicky or --or or jos- >> jimmy: no. >> joshua? >> jim: no. >> todd? >> jimmy: no. >> andrew? >> jimmy: no. no, no, no, and no. >> oh, i got a good one. whim. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whim? no, it's not whim. >> dang. >> come on, rel. you -- come on.. chad [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. >> tariq: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> questlove: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: no, it'shaot. it's notanything, it's -- it's colton. [ cheers and applause ] his name -- his name is -- is colton. >> colton? >> tariq: oh -- >> jimmy: yeah, colton. that's righ

>> jimmy: she knew? >> she knew! >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> she saw the divine spark, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's hard not to see. let's take a break. jim carrey is here, we'll be right back! ♪ aint just gon break you dog, ♪ i'll break your heart class is dismissed, ♪ ♪ take this diss and depart. oooooh give it up for my man grizzle, up next we got my boy boogie! ♪ don't go breaking my heart. ♪ i couldn't... stop right there. what? what? eat a snickers®. you always lose your edge when you're hungry. better? better. ♪ yo, i said gimme the track... ♪ you're not you when you're hungry. snickers® ♪ it♪ so sweet ar ♪ good enough ♪ to eat ♪ it's like ♪ it's like ♪ i like it ♪ it's like sugar love trucks.here to talk about trucks. whoa! what the heck is that? what truck brand comes from the family of the most dependable, longest-lasting full-size pickups on the road? i think it's the chevy. ford. is it ford? it's not ford... i think it's ram. not ram either. that's chevy! it's chevy! gorgeous. trade up to this silverado to get a to

it's not really me, jimmy. >> jimmy: it isn't? >> no. that's why i'm dressing awkwardly young, okay? [ applause ] >> that's why. i'm uncoble. i'm trying to cling on to moy youthfulness and it is hard. >> jimmy: how did it happen? did they call you and say we want you to play a retired guy? what the hell is going on. you're just retired, you're convalescing. >> i'm a desperate actor and i heard about the script and i said there's an old people thing. i should get in there. david alan grier, no, you're too young. who is in? i don't even know who i'm calling. they finally brought me in. you want me on your show, i can still remember lines, occasionly, and i can show up. i can drive myself. >> jimmy: nice. >> so you're getting a two-for. i can grow into this role. they bought it, and here i am. >> jimmy: yeah. so when you're in like old person makeup and stuff, is that how it goes? >> yeah, they put the doughnut on there and crinkle up my eyes. >> jimmy: they do. >> when we're on the set, martin, martin mull. >> jimmy: i was thinking martin

>> jimmy: we do have that. >> no. >> jimmy: yes. well, we might as well watch it. >> oh, no, really? >> casey! >> no, no, no! >> aah! >> say hi, i reckon? ha ha ha! ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ] >> ha ha ha! i like it. >> jimmy: it's really different from our after-school specials. you know what an after-school special is? >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: in ours the kid whose voice was breaking would not be beating the other kids' asses, his ass would be beaten. it's different over there. >> it's a little bit different. yet if you delved deeper into the movie, you would have found far from being what looks like the schoolyard bully, the hard schoolyard bully if you will, i was in fact the defender of the poor kid whose voice was breaking. i was in fact an agent for good with a very charming laugh. ha ha ha! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so that laugh wasn't part of the voice breaking thing? >> no. >> jimmy: that was just a laugh? >> that was just me kind of freestyling. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. i was aveng

it's god. >> hey, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi, there. >> how you doing, man? >> jimmy: doing well, is that you? >> yeah, ain't oprah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't expect you to be so -- um -- >> jewish? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, no. so additional. >> oh, this, yeah. jimmy, it's casual wednesday yeah. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> yeah, i'm going over to the driving range, hit some balls with arnold palmer. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> sucks, yeah. what do you need? >> jimmy: what's with that band-aid on your face? >> oh, this thing? it's a little squamus. yeah, i'm a lot closer to the sun than you are, should have thought of that when i started this whole mess. >> jimmy: definitely. very sorry to hear that, i hope it works out okay. what i wanted to ask about is these prayers for brett kavanaugh -- >> oh, oh, oh -- >> jimmy: what's going on, is there a problem? >> ix-nay on the air-pray. >> jimmy: why? >> i got enough to deal with without all those idiots praying for a guy they never met. do you have any idea how much i have on my plate? >> jimmy: no i -- >> oh